Here are some jokes and wordplay that will tickle the funny bones of people who love grammar and punctuation. I Love Grammar! I Love Punctuation! I Love Wordplay!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
I wanted to marry my English teacher after she got out of jail but, alas, you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.
Grammar: The difference between know your shit and knowing you’re shit.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Punctuation saves lives: Let’s eat Grandpa! Let’s eat, Grandpa!
When I was a kid, my teacher looked at me and said, “Name two pronouns.” I shrank, “Who, me?”
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar, you’ll get it.
Dear Girls, We hate periods too. Sincerely, Commas.
i before e… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor.
What do you say to comfort a grammar Nazi? There, they’re, their.
What’s another name for Santa’s elves? Subordinate Clauses.
Ambiguity: What happens in Vagueness stays in Vagueness.
A woman without her man is nothing. A woman: Without her, man is nothing.
The #1 rule in arguments: If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes unnoticed.