Book Marketing Stories
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody – Who Are You?
That’s Not My Job! This is a story about four people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody‘s job. Everybody thought […]
Facebook Comes For You
The following poem is adapted from a Holocaust poem by Lutheran pastor Martin Niemöller. For his work and words, he was sentenced to a concentration camp before and during World War II. Beware of any social media that starts to censor anyone, and I mean anyone. Eventually they will come for you. Guaranteed. Beware of […]
The Only Way Is Up!
The only way you should aim your life and your goals is upwards! The only way is up! Aim high. Don’t settle ever for less. Settle only for more and more and more. The only way you should aim your life and your goals is upwards! The only way is up! Aim high. Don’t settle […]
How to Be a Bad Boring Writer
If you’d like to be a bad writer, a boring writer, follow these 16 simple rules: Never learn new words. Always have the television on so you can’t hear yourself think. Read as little as possible. Write about things. Never write about people. Remember that poetry is always boring, even if it comes from pop […]