Jokes for Those Who Love Grammar and Punctuation

Here are some jokes and wordplay that will tickle the funny bones of people who love grammar and punctuation. I Love Grammar! I Love Punctuation! I Love Wordplay!

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

I wanted to marry my English teacher after she got out of jail but, alas, you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.

Grammar: The difference between know your shit and knowing you’re shit.

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Punctuation saves lives: Let’s eat Grandpa! Let’s eat, Grandpa!

When I was a kid, my teacher looked at me and said, “Name two pronouns.” I shrank, “Who, me?”

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you’re good with grammar, you’ll get it.

Dear Girls, We hate periods too. Sincerely, Commas.

i before e… except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor.

What do you say to comfort a grammar Nazi? There, they’re, their.

What’s another name for Santa’s elves? Subordinate Clauses.

Ambiguity: What happens in Vagueness stays in Vagueness.

A woman without her man is nothing. A woman: Without her, man is nothing.

The #1 rule in arguments: If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes unnoticed.

Jokes for people who love grammar and punctuation!

 

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