Funny Book and Writing Memes

J D Salinger memeMy writing teacher praised me. She said I could be the next J.D. Salinger – but only if I stay out of the public eye for 50 years. —@kileynoodles

When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. — Harry, character in When Harry Met Sally

All kids are scientists, and all kids are artists. They all read. — Janna Levin, astrophysicist

Instead of saying “like” I now say “such as” because I such as to sound smart. — @mikebigby

Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out. It could easily spell disaster.

My favorite word is …

Poop, because it makes my granddaughter laugh uncontrollably. — Tami Simpson

Kitchen, because it’s the best place to be with family and friends. — James Diehl

No, because it gives me control over my life. — Gwen Ford

The above are from the September 2017 issue of Reader’s Digest. If you’d like to contribute to their monthly sentence completions, go to or join their Inner Circle Community at

Grocery Store meme

Going to the grocery store just isn’t a priority when the fate of a fictional character is hanging in the balance.

About John Kremer

John Kremer is author of 1001 Ways to Market Your Books, the Relationships Matter Marketing program, and many other books and reports on book marketing, Internet marketing, social media, and book publicity. -- .


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