Funny Book and Writing Memes

My writing teacher praised me. She said I could be the next J.D. Salinger — but only if I stay out of the public eye for 50 years. — @kileynoodles

Writing Meme: My writing teacher praised me. She said I could be the next J.D. Salinger - but only if I stay out of the public eye for 50 years.


When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. — Harry, character in When Harry Met Sally


All kids are scientists, and all kids are artists. They all read. — Janna Levin, astrophysicist


Instead of saying “like” I now say “such as” because I such as to sound smart. — @mikebigby


Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out. It could easily spell disaster.


My favorite word is …

Poop, because it makes my granddaughter laugh uncontrollably. — Tami Simpson

Kitchen, because it’s the best place to be with family and friends. — James Diehl

No, because it gives me control over my life. — Gwen Ford

The above are from the September 2017 issue of Reader’s Digest. If you’d like to contribute to their monthly sentence completions, go to http://www.facebook.com/readersdigest or join their Inner Circle Community at http://www.tmbinnercircle.com.


Grocery Store meme: Going to the grocery store just isn't a priority when the fate of a fictional character is hanging in the balance.Going to the grocery store just isn’t a priority when the fate of a fictional character is hanging in the balance.


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