My writing teacher praised me. She said I could be the next J.D. Salinger — but only if I stay out of the public eye for 50 years. — @kileynoodles
When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. — Harry, character in When Harry Met Sally
All kids are scientists, and all kids are artists. They all read. — Janna Levin, astrophysicist
Instead of saying “like” I now say “such as” because I such as to sound smart. — @mikebigby
Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out. It could easily spell disaster.
My favorite word is …
Poop, because it makes my granddaughter laugh uncontrollably. — Tami Simpson
Kitchen, because it’s the best place to be with family and friends. — James Diehl
No, because it gives me control over my life. — Gwen Ford
The above are from the September 2017 issue of Reader’s Digest. If you’d like to contribute to their monthly sentence completions, go to http://www.facebook.com/readersdigest or join their Inner Circle Community at http://www.tmbinnercircle.com.