Twitter, Tweets, Books, and Readers

Here are a few funny tweets about books and readers. I love Twitter. Except for its occasional censorship. I’m a firm believer in absolute free speech; Twitter apparently is not such a firm believer.

People who read books are so dumb. Like, the pages are literally numbered and in order. — Victoria Satterfield #books #readers

Click To Tweet

If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00 p.m. until I get escorted out by security. — @joefrog1 #books #booksigning

If anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00 p.m. until I get escorted out by security. — @joefrog1 #books #BN #booksigning

Click To Tweet

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible. — Sixth Form Poet #punctuation #writing #poetry

Click To Tweet

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird, F. Scotch Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway. — Sophia Hoffman #alcohol #literature #Hemingway

Click To Tweet

Noah Webster's last words: Zyzzyva, zyxst, zyxt ... — Megan Amram

Noah Webster’s last words: Zyzzyva, zyxst, zyxt … — Megan Amram #Z #dictionary

Click To Tweet

About John Kremer

John Kremer is author of 1001 Ways to Market Your Books, the Relationships Matter Marketing program, and many other books and reports on book marketing, Internet marketing, social media, and book publicity. -- John Kremer on Book Marketing.