Here are a few funny tweets about books, authors, and poetry that you can retweet. Have fun retweeting!
Somebody should tell Forrest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates it tells you exactly what you’re going to get. — Avi @ilovepie84
Today in 1775, Jane Austen was born. She wrote Sense & Sensibility, Pride & Prejudice, and Lust & Lunchables. — Scott Bateman
Starting a cover band called A Book so no one can judge us. — Terry F.
We get it, poets: Things are like other things. — Mike Ginn
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage. — Dino Kitten
I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts with: I heard from this guy who told somebody… — Demetri Martin @DemetriMartin
I got 45 pages into writing my autobiography before I realized I was just typing the lyrics to Smash Mouth’s All Star over and over again.— Big Money Rowlf @iRowlf
I’d probably freak out too if a raven flew into my house. That poem still holds up. — Sean Gilbert White
I used to love correcting people’s grammar until I realized what I love more was having friends. — Mara Wilson
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works? — Bridger Winegar @bridger_w
About John Kremer
John Kremer is author of 1001 Ways to Market Your Books, the Relationships Matter Marketing program, and many other books and reports on book marketing, Internet marketing, social media, and book publicity. -- John Kremer on Book Marketing.