Twitter, Tweets, Books, and Readers

Here are a few funny tweets about books and readers. I love Twitter. Except for its occasional censorship. I’m a firm believer in absolute free speech; Twitter apparently is not such a firm believer.

People who read books are so dumb. Like, the pages are literally numbered and in order. — Victoria Satterfield #books #readers

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If anyone is interested, I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00 p.m. until I get escorted out by security. — @joefrog1 #books #booksigning

If anyone is interested, I’ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00 p.m. until I get escorted out by security. — @joefrog1 #books #BN #booksigning

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible. — Sixth Form Poet #punctuation #writing #poetry

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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird, F. Scotch Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway. — Sophia Hoffman #alcohol #literature #Hemingway